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The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.
John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!
Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.
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A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend
Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging
Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn
When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.
"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"
a burn so severe that your body starts to change into that of a robot
When he landed on the sun he suffered 10th degree burns and that's why he's a robot.
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Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.
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When you take the end of an eraser and rub it against your skin for a long time, quickly. A friend does the same thing to themselves and who ever can last the longest rubbing the eraser on their skin wins.
Christopher and I have killer scars from our eraser burn war, it hurt for weeks!
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