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When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
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OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.
Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck
Typical Sentence
Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?
- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!
Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?
- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.
Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities
Sporticus sure do like sports candy
taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating
You ready to try the Dirty candy ?
the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.