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When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag
That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind
cannabis and cocaine
some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison
One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain
(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.
Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.
A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.
Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.
Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!