ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.
wind
fire
crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!
chops wind fire crazy wheels
A word for extreme or first degree gurning.
Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.
"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."
A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.
“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi
A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember
Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.
Yeah bro chopped soyed
Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
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