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A conquer-all, can be used in 99.9% of all situations. Known to explode when one Cup of your enemies ashes is thrown at another Cup of your enemies ashes. The name of the product should be bolded whenever possible.
Itchy? Pour Cup of your enemies ashes on your bedsheets. You have conquered itching!
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Another disturbing video: three naked men each put the leg of a camera tripod down the jap's eye of their cocks for three-way masturbation. Unexpectedly, the legs on the tripod extend, causing their cocks to simultaneously also extent to over one meter in length each! The men frantically try and pull the tripod legs out of their now overstretched cocks with great difficulty. (nb: even though it's a tripod, it's called a cup due to notoriety of other videos called cup)
Person 1 "Hey, let me show you this video called 3 guys 1 cup"
Person 2 "Aahhh! Sick dude!"
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It would taste better then Taco Bell
Carlos: Hey Eric, how was your taco from Taco Bell?
Eric: It was horrible, I would have rather eaten the stuff from the 2 girls 1 cup video.
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A viral scat video of two lesbians by the same name. One of them takes a huge dump into a cup, and then they take turns eating it. Then both swallow some of it and vomit into each others mouths. It also created a viral spawn of shocked reaction videos from grandparents to Kermit the Frog.
Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter are the 2 Girls, 1 Cup of extremist punditry. They regurgitate each others shit for a living.
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a thing that people eat for food.
THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
Teh History of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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it starts off with some hot lesbian action ( NOT FOR PPLZ UNDER 18!!) and then one of them shits in a cup and they start eating it and puking it out into each others mouths and doing sexual acts with the shit. DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!
"Dude, you seen 2 girls 1 cup?"
"Yeah that shit was nasty!! Who would do that??"
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One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;
Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
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