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Have sex with a kid named Ponce
Lemme suck your dick on December 14
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7th December is Fuck your ass Day. Make sure to get a partner first.
Person 1: hey, what are you gonna do today?
Person 2: Get a guy to fuck me. It's 7th December!!
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The third song in Taylor Swift's third album. Coincidence?
Besides the point, this song is in Speak Now (the Stolen Version and the Taylor's Version).
"I'd go back to December all the time..."
-Taylor Swift
Basically No nut november, but no dancing december.
You are not allowed to dance at the period of december.
-Hey girl wanna dance?
-Sorry I can't, It's No Dance December!
on the 30th of December every year, Your Best Friend has to force you to do anything.
Him- you know what day it is
His best friend- what?
Him- Do my Laundry because it is December 30th
December-30th is also know as National Bitch Nigga day. On National Bitch Nigga day you can do whatever you want to anyone who's displaying bitchniggery
"Ron did you just fuck my ass?"
"Silence, for thou shall take punishment in the prostate promptly for displaying such bitchniggeryness on this fine December-30th "
"Oh, okay..."