e-sports

pretty much another term for competitive video games. theyre not sports, but only considered sports by nerds that want to be atheletes.

i sit on my ass all day eating pancakes. my brother and i have pancake eating contests, the person who eats the most pancakes wins. i train nonstop, its tough because you get sick of pancakes after awhile. i guess that means eating pancakes is a sport. im an athelete. i guess thats the same with competitive video games then, i sit on my ass moving my finger, so video games are e-sports.

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e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

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e-Vent

To vent on someone about something in an email just to get it off of your chest.

She really sent me an outrageous e-Vent after her confrontation with the lazy chick at work with the goiter.

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e-stalking

When somebody stalks you through AIM. They continue to IM you despite blocking and any other meausres you take. The e-stalker continually changes the screen name or e-mail adress so they can continue to harass you. Usually occurs when an e-lationship goes wrong

After I broke up with Lydia, she began to e-stalk me

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e-transaction

The Buying and selling of goods via the internet.

E-transactions are alot quicker than shopping at the mall, because you can do them without leaving your home.

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e-lope

To get married in online form only

we went to XXXXX.com (no advertising here...) and signed an online marriage certificate...we e-loped!!

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e-flasher

n. Somebody who sends nude pics online without asking permission.

1. "eww, some pervert e-flasher just sent me a disgusting pic on AIM."

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