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A sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet emotions: The desire to share something with everyone but the inability to personally send it to them characterized by the cognitive dissonance arising from wanting to share something that is either hilarious or horrifying (or both at the same time) concomitant with the pride, shame and eventual jaded let-down of realizing one has been on the internet for way, the fuck, too long.
- "I want to share 1 man 1 jar, but I can't because I fear the social ramifications. I really want to share it, but I also realize people won't "get" it, and the fact that I find it horrible, interesting, relevant and worthy of sharing despite it's abominable nature, I find disconcerting. I wish there was a way to describe that ambiguous feeling... "
-" Don't worry dude, you're just experiencing the 4chan effect."
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A human being so amazingly hot and sexually appealing that people swear they would go temporarily homosexual just to experience it. Also known in more exclusive circles, namely mine, as the Jackman effect.
As in, Angelina Jolie Effect. Hugh Jackman Effect.
He/She walked in and the Angelina effect took hold. Everyone's head turned and there was static in the air.
Also,
I swear he/she has the Angelina effect.
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when the clit swells and throbs slightly in response to intial alcohol consumption
Man I'm feeling kinda jazzy after that first shot, I think I have clit effect.
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When you're fucked by so many black guys that you wake up believing or wanting to be from a different timeline or dimensions.
Larry: Hey did you know it's called the Berenstain bears not Berenstein? It's the Mandela effect!.
Josh: Hey Dave! Did you hear what Larry said?
Dave: Larry? Nah he's crazy , keeps talking about the Mandela effect more like Mandingo effect.
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When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.
Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.
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When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.
Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness
Like A Manatee.
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what happens when you drink alcohol after previously drinking alot the night before and you get buzzed faster, similiar to when you shampoo your hair and if you wash it twice in a row the second time it gets alot foamier faster the second time
i need to drink a little slower right now i already have the shampoo effect going on after last nights binger
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