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Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.
Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...
Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.
Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.
i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb
When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.
A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling
When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.
Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.
When you react to several Facebook posts in a row using different emojis.
Dude, are you alright? I saw you reacted to a bunch of posts on Facebook last night. You liked one, loved another, then you angry faced like 10 in a row...
Yeah man, I was just drunk.
Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.