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If you were born then you are special. You have very special birthday because your birthday happens every four years.
Be nice to February 29ths
Fuck the absolute shit of out your friends in front of your school while naked and moan until the day ends and rape him/her and piss on his/her face and lick their pussys and have a blowjob day.
Oh let's have a baby in public on February 29th
National give your gf, bf, or crush a kiss day.
On February 29th kiss your bf, gf, or crush.
National Rolton (the best ramen) day.
Me: Ya heard mate? Its the 11th February
Friend :And?
Me :Its national Rolton day!
Friend :.... you're fucking retarded
During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
February sixth is big sister appreciation day!!! Don’t go to school!!! Only if your a big sister ;)
Mom:time for school GET UP
me: no I don’t have to it’s February sixth,
big sister appreciation day
FEBRUARY SIXTH IS OLDER SISTER APPRECIATION DAYY!! NO SCHOOL
Mom: GET UP ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL
ME: I don’t have to because it’s February sixth, OLDER SISTER APPRECIATION DAY!