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Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect
Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.
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Much like a terrorist this food sneaks up on you with an explosion at an awkward or unoportune time (after you eat it)
"What do you want for dinner? Chipotle, Thai, Indian?"
"No way man that shits terrorist style food"
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when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.
chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"
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A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"
"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"
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The fullness you feel after you eat fast food, i.e. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc.
Do you want some dinner?" "No, I am fast food full.
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The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
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Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.
Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"
Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"
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