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1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.
2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.
Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!
When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.
Why do you have orange hands?
Because I needed a favor from the President.
The layering of solid old-school vibes with healing dashes of synthesized sounds. A tone of contradictions where many things are found. Organic drum&bass, enlightening digitalism, spiritual cynicism and more.
-Yo who should we get to produce our new trax?
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft
Yo, I got the most wicked hand slider last night. Only cost me 40 bucks
Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her