muck her clam

To eat her box

Max: Hey, how is that new girl you're with?
Chase: Not bad, I can't wait to muck her clam.

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

soggy clam

Another word for pussy.

Man I really shucked that girls soggy clam! *wink* *wink*

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

Clam tam

Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out

Whilst finger banging

I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs