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Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.
An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.
Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!
A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.
I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.
The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.
I did a red irish peacock with misty
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!