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The act of your elbow slipping off the bar with a drink in your hand and not spilling a drop
After his drink he gave a Irish salute
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
The almost extinct language of Celtic Ireland, historically persecuted against by the Brits. Attempts to revive the language have mostly failed but it is experiencing a resurgence in urban areas.
American tourist: An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas
Irish language speaker: Yanks never learn
It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?
When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.
A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.
I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.