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A sex act in which one person with an erect penis and one with a vagina, also who look like each other both somersault simultaneously, causing the penis to enter the vagina as the two complete their somersaults. The two then hold hands and rub up and down until climax.
Want to irish somersault tonight?
When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.
My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?
When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.
I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?
Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.
Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.
When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.
Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?