wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
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(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: โYES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.โ
Man 2: โcongrats, I fucking suck.โ
On October 19th, if you are 5โ6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5โ6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: โItโs the 19th of October, open wide!โ
Friend 2: โPlease donโt do this..โ
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
A Jizz Banger is a person (male) who prefers โsloppy secondsโ or to have sexual intercourse after another male has already ejaculated into the orifice to be penetrated.
Joe is a real Jizz Banger from what I hear.
A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesseโs momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice ๐
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!