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Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021


Matt

The of the coolest five minutes of the anime Death Note, his real name Mail Jeevas.

Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.

Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.

Person 1: Dude, do you know who Matt is from Death Note?
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.

by Panic Manifest September 19, 2020


Matt

a boy who is very flamboyant and ✨gay

Person 1: "wow that boy is gay"
Person 2: "Ik, he's such a Matt"

by dinonuggiesowo October 24, 2020


Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023


Matt

A guy who likes to drink cups of tea and read the news paper, from time to time watched footy with the bois.

E.g that guys a total Matt

by Pandagonom April 8, 2021


Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution November 30, 2017


Matt South

Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.

Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South

by Suave_Javi June 12, 2018