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The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
Just been chucking a uncle Matt
Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT
Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo
Matt bell is beyond embarrassing.
Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .
Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT