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To beer max or beer maxing is a term used when drinking beer.
Person 1: Yo bro i'm i need to beer max today
Person 2: I'm so down with that
A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
A huge massive black man with a ginormous penis
trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit
eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant
yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently
When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.
wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe
A bail bondsman, who helped out Jackie Brown and sucked her lips
You see MAX CHERRY in the dress department when we're about to get a half million dollars!