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When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
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Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
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To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)
Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.
Women: “Want to go on date?”
Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.
My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.
My Singing Monsters is so popular!
a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger
tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.
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