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Musical Folk

A term for indigenous people. They are called this because its better than calling them niggers.

Musgrave park is always full of drunk Musical Folk

by Bendinho July 6, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo music

Shit. Emo bands are untalented. They can NOT play their instruments. They can NOT write good lyrics. They can NOT sing. Infact they don't sing at all. They just whine and scream.

Emo is disgrace to rock music.

Example of some crappy emo music lyrics:

"I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you." --Armor for sleep's "Car Underwater"

"I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay" --My chemical romance's "I'm NOT okay (I promise)"

"And I can't make it on my own.
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight or die.
Because you kill me." --Hawthorne Heights' "Ohio is for
Lovers"

Notice the stupid band names.

by DeadRose November 21, 2005

138๐Ÿ‘ 525๐Ÿ‘Ž


music snob

someone (me) who believes that their music taste is all defining. which, obviously, it is.

you like metallica. you suck. you like eighties matchbox. you rule.

by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


gunk music

A horrible type of music that goth people listen to.

What the fuck is this gunk music shit? At least the name is very appropriate for the noise that's produced.

by rock fan April 22, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trap Music

More shitty music created by niggers trying to fuck stupid white chicks thizzed out.

Water down Krunk.

Yo, my homie dj's at this spot and dropped this Trap Music joint that got this little white girl to booty clap on his crotch.

by buddy guy September 6, 2012

186๐Ÿ‘ 729๐Ÿ‘Ž


trance music

A style of music defined by the following: beats are faster than 125 BPM.
Second, Melodic elements are added between usually long sets of electronic drum-beats about 64 beats long. Third, these songs have no real lyrics to them and they last for at least 4 minutes on up.

The club DJ is gonna be playing a TRANCE set tonight.

by dj scrizzle July 8, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Classical Music

Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".

Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".

For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.

Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.

Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.

by C Tan April 28, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 372๐Ÿ‘Ž