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Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.
Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!
Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
When your nipples are crusty and start to peel. That is nipple powder.
"Did you hear about john's nipple powder?"
"yeah it peels like my dandruff!!"
nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.
Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.
Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.
You nipple-head, get away from my plant!
Nasty Nipple Syndrome is a genetic disease some people have that makes their nipples pointy and off color, sometimes called N.N.
"Dude nick jonas has some bad N.N."
"What's N.N?"
"Nasty Nipple Syndrome, i mean it pretty much explains itself"
"Yeah your right he is super eww"