Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

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Russian Doll Syndrome

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!

Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome

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russian milk run

When having a threescore with two women you cum into the top of the woman's asscrack and the other girl sips it from the bottom

Bro... Last night Kayla and Emily did a Russian milk run

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Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

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Russian Snow Day

The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.

My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.

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Russian candy cane

When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours

You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.

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