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Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022


Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018


poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 14, 2016


Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021


Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 13, 2018


kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.

Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.

by Beggin Megan June 3, 2023


Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 14, 2023