When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.
Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.
A long string of shit straight out the anus
Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass
one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.
John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.
A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.