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Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 5, 2023


stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 6, 2024


Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017


Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021


Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022


Whisker noodle

A whisker noodle is an unruly whisker, that just refuses to stay with the group...
And generally it is curlier than the rest.

wendi went to kiss shawn and a whisker noodle went straight up her nose.

by the victem March 9, 2010


Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie May 26, 2012