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The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"
A soup that does not appeal to the caucasian race and embodies large ball-shaped lumps of fish remains. Famous among teh asian race.
Girl: Do you have any chicken to go with that won ton?
Asian waitress: Nah we have onry beef barr, shrimp barr, and fish barr. The fish barr is rearry good. it my favorite.
Baby fishing occurs , when a woman is on her period. During this time, she goes to the bathroom, and takes a massive shit, which clogs the toilet and her period coloured urine will be mixed with toilet water, thus creating the “pond”. After this, a man goes to the same toilet and puts his penis in the “pond”. This is called baby fishing.
Person A to person B: What’ are you doing this weekend?
Person B: My girfriend is on her period, so I tought I’d do some baby fishing. Wanna come?
Person A: yeah, sure! We should also bring beer!
All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit
To queef, opposite of cut the cheese, the realese a fishy smell out of ones vagina
John: oh my Christ, who cut the fish??
Sally: sorry guys, my bad
Tim: damnit Sally
A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.
Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?
Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.
like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.
shut the fuck up you poomba fish!