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wank me off

Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)

Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.

by Lollipop95 November 22, 2013

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wank like an Egyptian

Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.

While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian

by SirSheepy January 30, 2011

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rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015


wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b May 29, 2012


Towby Bum Wank

This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.

The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.

by Starks8 November 29, 2021


cyclo wank challenge

Wanking carried out whilst riding a bicycle through various villages in East Anglia. This can be a solo or team sport. Points are gained for how many villages you manage to wank in.

x: Did you have a good weekend?
y: Bit sore....cyclo wank challenge this weekend, 10 villages mate! Check that out!
x: Fucking hell I might try that with the wife this weekend...

by Dicksplatlia May 17, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi May 30, 2007

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