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Being on the phone all day long.
I just been sitting here phoning all day!!
A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).
A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.
An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night