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One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 5, 2005

1683๐Ÿ‘ 548๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World

The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.

"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"

by mvrick April 15, 2009

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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.

Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.

by Badgerman of DOOM August 30, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talk Like A Pirate Day

Proper name: International Talk Like a pirate day
Date: 9/19 or 19/9

it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates

"Arrr Happy talk like a pirate day"

by MKfreak September 19, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camden leisure pirate

one who believes he is well dressed and has nice hair but actully looks like a pillock.

a camden leisure pirateaustin powers being afine example

by gangsta _<> June 20, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

โ€œGet out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!โ€

by Memesalad August 21, 2021


Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021