The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.
She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.
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Those early 90โs R and B songs that definitely got you and your significant other in the mood for love.
Paul: Hey Mazzella, how was your night?
Sean: It was great man, me and Erica went to dinner and capped off the night at a club and we danced to that smooth R and B buttaz all night long.
Something you say after you do something poorly or stupid.
Usually used on the internet.
Bob: I got an F on the test
Joe: I got an A
Bob: I r da best
Joe: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
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spells free, credit report dot com, baby
F-R-E-E=www.freecreditreport.com
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a discord server that will fuck up your social skills, but its also very fun there
Person: hey, the r/teenagers subreddit is trash, what about the r/teenagers discord server
Person 2: its trash as well, but better than the sub
Person: oh alright
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Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
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The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
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