Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man

gay russian john marc is a sexy beast from the east

Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

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Russian Doll Syndrome

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!

Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome

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Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

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Russian Sun Dial

When you or your partner have an all around sunburn, then you have sex. It is intended for people who REALLY want it hardcore.

Hey Glenda, I have a massive sunburn, wanna give me a Russian Sun Dial?

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russian milk run

When having a threescore with two women you cum into the top of the woman's asscrack and the other girl sips it from the bottom

Bro... Last night Kayla and Emily did a Russian milk run

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Russian candy cane

When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours

You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.

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