Gay Russian John Marc

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gay russian john marc is a sexy beast from the east

Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

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Russian Doll Syndrome

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!

Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome

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Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

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Russian Sun Dial

When you or your partner have an all around sunburn, then you have sex. It is intended for people who REALLY want it hardcore.

Hey Glenda, I have a massive sunburn, wanna give me a Russian Sun Dial?

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Russian Snow Day

The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.

My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.

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russian milk run

When having a threescore with two women you cum into the top of the woman's asscrack and the other girl sips it from the bottom

Bro... Last night Kayla and Emily did a Russian milk run

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