jocelyn ryan is the most smartest person, beautiful person, amazing, charismatic loyal she’s the prettiest person you’ll ever see in your entire life of living. She is for the guys though, but she also is loyal she loves loves, loves the color red and she likes funky ice cream, like unicorn ice cream she also has a very big heart and loves people
jocelyn ryan
guy: yoo is that jocelyn ryan
guy 2: yes looking so fine
A pretty girl will will get some money and she’s super artistic.
A jack of all trades this girl got talent.
A 6”3 sexy ass man that can pull any dude he wants. Amazing athleticism, and will dunk on you if challenged to a 1v1.
Ryan McPhaul just kissed your mans.
An individual who simply cannot seem to tell the truth no matter what the circumstances. Some tend to stretch the truth in order to inflate their image, but a "Lyin Ryan" takes this to a whole new level.
Will: I started on my college basketball team all four years and thought about playing in the NBA but I decided being unemployed was cooler.
Nick: You're being a real Lyin Ryan right now.
An absolute babe that Cohen is obsessed with. She is so completely and inconceivably beautiful. Cohen is in love with her.
Did you see Riley Ryan? She’s the hottest babe I’ve ever seen!
Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
Wow this Stromboli is being a real Ryan Marx