mac sauce

A substance that is poured on a bitch before you bust all over her

Last night I was at this girls house and I had to put Mac sauce on her.

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T-Sauce

An incredibly sloppy drunk. Reduced to basic motor functions and speech patterns. Becomes very confrontational, despite the fact that he is a total vagina. Often exhibits hillbilly behavior, ranting about the "good ol' boys back home in Cinci" and how "things would be so damn good if there weren't girls around." Most believe he is either asexual or homosexual (catcher only) and is believed to have an inch and a half erection although it has never been seen by human eyes. Prefers that ghetto booty, if anything.

Person A :"Oh my god, that kid just managed to die 37 times in a team slayer game."

Person B: "Yea I know what a T-Sauce, I bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something."

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Person A: "Look at the kid falling down a hill, such a T-sauce".

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Person A: "Hey do my laundry you T-sauce ass bitch"
T-Sauce: "Fuck off, I'm gonna get drunk.... But does you want downy or tide?"

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noob sauce

Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.

noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?

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special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

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gerbil sauce

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.

Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.

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Brown Sauce

The leaky excretions that are a byproduct of diarrhea. Also is used to reference the Cleveland Browns and can be used as a battle cry whenever the Browns score.

"Last night my friend had a steak and cheese and then exploded brown sauce all over the bathroom."

Friend 1: "What's the score of the game?"
Friend 2: "24-7, Cleveland's killing New England."
Friend 1: "BROWN SAUCE!!!!!!"

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Boss Sauce

The physical manifestation of sheer awesomeness.

Alternative Definition - When your boss gets really mad at and starts yelling at you and spit gets on your face from them yelling so hard.

(Observer #1) - Wow, that guy is badass. Look at how he commands the world.

(Observer #2) - Ya, he really has the Boss Sauce spread on thick.

OR

My boss was so pissed at my screw up....I'm covered in Boss Sauce from that toungue lashing.

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