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When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.
yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"
sloppy blow-blow
inspired by the gawk gawk 3000 product
its legendary.
weirdpoper sensei is giving my uncle the sloppy maloppy gawk gawk 9000 in the bathroom 3rd floor
The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.
Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.
When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber