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When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.
Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.
Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.
Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.
Someone who is prone to coining new words or phrases on or about the number π once their mind’s eye leads them to see how an apparently unrelated idea or concept within or outside math could be linked to the most famous constant in mathematics.
While writing the manuscript for “Never Write a Math Book Without π,” Ian has been struck with pi syndrome since the start of the pandemic.
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/ˌəndərˈkət ˈsinˌdrōm/
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When a female with short hair, or an undercut, has obsessively loved a person who does not love them back.
1: Due to Kayleigh's recent actions, I believe she has Undercut Syndrome.
2: “Emma has been obsessing over Jack since spring, but since Jack doesn’t like her, these are major symptoms for Undercut Syndrome.
Grown ups who still act as little kids. They tend to be mad when their hungry, and love to do the mickey mouse move, everybody to their house. They are also ashamed of giving hugs to their mothers in public, or they might not even give them hugs.
Dude, Ernest went to sleep yesterday at 7:00 pm I think he might have the baby syndrome.
When she just will not put out.
Bob: Caroline is taking forever to answer and won't even interact with me in bed.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.
Powell Syndrome is a genetic disorder caused by an abnormality of gene 611P79 on chromosome 18. It controls two important facets of personality development:
- The ability of the subject to question who someone thinks they are.
- The ability of the subject to explain to someone else just who they are dealing with.
Unlike other chromosome 18 syndromes, Powell Syndrome does not cause suffering in the subject, but is actually a contagion felt only by those in the immediate vicinity of the carrier.
I'm feeling a touch of Powell Syndrome setting in.
when you envy someone with more wine in his/her glass, than in your own
Steven underlies the Amberg Syndrom, he checks out all the wine glasses the waiter filled within our group, to make sure he doesn't miss out