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It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!
The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.
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Car wheels that spin after the car comes to a stop. 352ho
"sittin high on thirty inch ninja stars"
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When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
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A very cool dad who plays nhl with his ungrateful rude daughters awesome friends he loves them more then his daughter who only lets them play once in a while he is a great guy with a big slong
Freind 1 can I play with mr ninja
Ava no no he is not allowed lights too bright anima no mr
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Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.
First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?
Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.
Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.
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Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.
"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".
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An itch that you can not find.
For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".
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