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bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 28, 2023


Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 27, 2020


Bacon-Chan

The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON

Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN

by UltramanFan February 20, 2021


Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021


Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong May 30, 2018


wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014


you saved my bacon

You rescued me from danger or difficulty

"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"

"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"

by johnzilla1126 May 20, 2024