the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?
well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
A party with mostly females attending.
I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.
The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON
Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN
A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
You rescued me from danger or difficulty
"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"
"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"