puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

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Mud Duck

A person whi is a sack chaser, scandalous, visious, down right rotten

Jer is a Mud Duck

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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.

"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."

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Daffy Duck

A slang term for someone who looks dapper-as-fuck

There goes Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck just walked in.

Why, Hello Mr. Duck!

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Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

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retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

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Duck Snort

When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.

Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"

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