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A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!
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Double Dutch Oven
A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.
Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.
Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
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When in a lesbian Threesome each girl, who is dutch, sticks a muffin inside of her vagina and they eat the muffins out of each others' vagina
Oh gurl i bought some muffins so we could do a have a Triple dutch muffin later tonight
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When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
When you sit on your left hand until it's numb, grab it with your right and reverse the grip of your left hand, then proceed to receive/give a Dutch Rudder.
Last night, Keith gave Randall a strange reverse Dutch Rudder. To nobody's surprise, they both enjoyed it!
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The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.
Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
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