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the chuck norris of gay people
"Whenever i'm sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story" Neil Patrick Harris
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A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.
Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.
- I think the phrase you're looking for is Harry Potter Terrorist
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A person who called out Donald trump on his policy of the limited immigration to the USA then turned around and said in a speech to the Mexicans to not come to America and bidens administration still hasn’t eliminated the “cages” and says she’s black
Kamala Harris: “I’m black”
Random: no your from Eastern India
Kamala Harris: RACIST!
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The phrase to describe that kid in your english class with glasses who looks like Harry Potter but is also really emo and likes drawing beefy boys.
Kid 1 "Hey that kid looks like emo Harry Potter!"
Kid 2 "But emo."
The kid they're talking about "Do you want to see my beefy boy drawings?"
harry styles in his early teen years. quite unbelievably attractive yet cute at the same time. im mad because boys don’t look like how he did at 16 years old at my school.
omg have you seen pictures of fetus harry styles?? he’s so cute!!
A person who has already graduated high school, yet still hangs out at all the high school spots with all the kids still in high school.
"Didn't that guy graduate like 5 years ago, why is he still hanging out here? He's a high school harry."
Matthew McConaughey's character in the movie "Dazed and Confused"
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He is cute, sensitive, funny, and thoughtful. He is... The one, true God. He hugged Elmo, and it was adorable. He will rule the world as Dr. Horrible. He eats shrooms in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Mind you, he sang on Sesame Street. Oh, he was on Broadway too. :)
"Nothing Neil Patrick Harris says is unwise" - John Cho
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