A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
PastaBaby
Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult
A way to shove people out of your house
I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle
Generally used to describe some chub lad.
Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle
Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.
“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”
when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN
“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”
basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men
i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.