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A nickname for the male genitalia.
"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"
A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"
Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy
Turkey is the best thing ever
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TURKEY DAY
A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)
"Hey happy turkey day!"
Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?
Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.
The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune