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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021


Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.

- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?

by H4ppyF4ce August 4, 2021


twitt-booking

Addictively being on facebook, twitter and any other social media website to post your status.

I've fallen victim to the Twitt-booking that is necessary to keep up with not only technology but 'status' online.

by kkaw1213 April 29, 2009


No Look You Better Book

This is when a beta male ask out a fine girl and she is so embarrassed that she turns away and does not even acknowledge your existence. At this point you better start Booking it out the room to lessing the embarrasment between both parties.

I asked her to prom and she just looked away and laughed, I knew the rule of NLYBB (no look you better book) and ran out the room. I will live to see another day.

by Eugene with fadora February 22, 2018


You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: November 8, 2015


chrome book

something you use in class to play games on instead of learning in fact im doing this on a chrome boo- oh shoot the teacher is coming

teacher my chrome book died

by LarryKoopa December 1, 2022


reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020