I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

How else we finna show people how we living out here

Another phrase made by a 17 year old washington native meaning how else are you going to show people what you’re doing in life

Yo film ryan smoking 10 blunts to the face cuz how else we finna show people how we living out here

Gabe : Yo did u see the video

Ryan : Yeah u posted it everywhere

Gabe : How else we finna show people how we living out here

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty

I want the booty, lord what a booty

Bring on the booty, give up the booty

Loving the booty, round booty
Down for the booty, I want the booty

Hunting the booty, chasing the booty

Casing the booty, getting the booty,

Beautiful booty, smoking booty

Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty
All about the booty, big old booty

Serious booty, amazing booty

I'll take the booty, where is the booty

Stare at the booty, walking the booty

Touching the booty, who's got the booty

Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty

Loving the booty, hugging the booty

Kissing the booty, holding the booty

Watching the booty, kicking the booty
Sleeping booty, screaming booty

Harder booty, softer booty

By Tim Wilson
TLDR, 🅱️ooty

Fortnite player:Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty
Girl: No
Virgin: 🅱️

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Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

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you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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