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Playing a game of stinky finger with an animal (typically one named Buster.)
I can’t believe he got sent to prison for uncle ricking his dog
Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.
My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
An uncle whos stock is on the rise
My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara
A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.
This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!
an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!
The uncle boogalo sleepover move is meant to be one of the most intricate sex move ever to be created. First you have to gather 2 short guys and 2 tall guys, then you have the short guys jack off into a plastic pail while the 2 tall guys 69 each other in another corner across from them, then at exactly 11:00 am they all have to get in a 1932 Stout Scarab and drive to a sperm bank in which they'll go behind and fuck each other however they want without getting caught. But at 11:40 am they have to get back in their Stout Scarab and drive to a IHOP and every single one of them have to get the world famous Choclate Choclate Chip pancakes with a side of Sirloin Steak Tips and Mountain Dew. Finally go home and take that pail and dump it on all of yourselves
Friend 1: So what did you guys do over summer
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.