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A person who uses urbandictionary not to inform people the meanings of slang and otherwise unofficial terms and words, but to insult a group of people, respond to a definition (good or bad response, this is still not a chat room), and often completely leave out a definition and merely voice their opinion on the word in question.
Here are a few urban dicks who have gotten enough thumbs up to be on the front page of their respective words.
Texting
Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
(Where's the definition?)
George Bush
he president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.
George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.
If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
(this isn't a political discussion, and I don't know how you expect us to tell you anything over urban dictionary)
Scene Kid
typical "scene" girl:
-choppy hair
-usually black
-septum ring
-has a myspace with pictures of her from crazy angles with a TUFF face on because shes so hardxcore
-goes to local shows all the time
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, is cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands because its just the way things are in the scene. dont ask them why all of them happen to find all of these things suddenly attractive, because they dont know themselves, its just what TOTALLY SCENExCORE people do.
usually theyre just obnoxious bitches who put on this "scener than thou" attitude and hate everyone else, kthxbai lol.
(this isn't Xanga)
IT'S URBAN DIC-TION-AR-Y.
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A particular variety of spidiot who insists on submitting offensive, mis-spelled, innacurate or obscenity-riddled entries to UrbanDictionary.com under the false impression that this somehow makes them funny.
"There are far too many urban dicks around this site."
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Playing Pictionary using UrbanDictionary words. One captain, two teams, the captain randomly selects a word from the vast and ever growing UrbanDictionary database, shows the teams the word, the teams draw it for their teammate to try and guess what the word is, first team to get the word wins the round.
A game that should totally be made into a real retail game.
Tony: Hey! let's go play Urban Pictionary!
Josh: Fuck yeah! Best Friends!
Tony: This should be a retail game.
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The practice of improving the life of your fellow man by generously sharing your music as you drive around with your windows, and possibly top, down, blasting whatever magnificent blessing is enhancing your own life out to others. Because you love your neighbors, and it's good to share.
Upon hearing a few bars of thumping bass and rhythmic shouting warped on either end by the doppler effect: "I do think a little urban philanthropy brightens up the neighborhood from time to time."
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A website dedicated to and run by those who consider themselves smarter than the several billion people who came before them and created the language in the first place.
Made up primarily of illiterates, faux rebels, and internet thugs, Urban Dictionary is the place to go for those who don't have the time or inclination to actually understand their own language.
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An online dictionary that is the EXACT same
thing as Urban Dictionary. Typing in www.urbanedictionary.com (note the 'e' after 'urban') will bring you to www.urbandictionary.com (no 'e'), even though Urbane and Urban mean two different things.
"Yo what the fuck does crump-thump mean, homie?"
"I dunno lemme check on Urbane Dictionary"
"You mean Urban dictionary?"
"It's the same thing!"
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A definition in urban dictionary that is so epic, it becomes a legend.
The first definition of sex is an urban legend.
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