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Somebody who doesn't know what they are doing.
"What are you doin', are you dicky bird?"
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To be an idiot who dresses badly
"Damn Margarita, you're a dusty ass bird."
"You see that girl? She's a dusty bird."
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The most annoying little shitty bird, who is also part of a computer and smartphone game. The app was actually top in the App Store until it was taken off. It was probably taken off the AppStore because a bunch of people commuted suicide because of the app! I once got to 20. That's the highest I ever got on that app! It's a fucking impossible game! Also, if you still have it on your smartphone, you can sell your smartphone for thousands of dollars! Although, if the app is the updated version, it sells for more! Luckily, on my ipod 5 I have the updated version, if I ever want to sell it! B)))
Guy 1: "damn! this Flappy Bird game is hard!"
Guy 2: "oh hell yeah!"
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A Donny bird is a lady of certain intelligence and social standing. From the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster. Usually sporting fake tan and fake louboutins.
At first glance, these 'ladies' could appear to have an element of class. But in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
Usually seen in its natural habitat in Tiki bar, this female will mate with multiple males at one time all the way through mating season, one cocktail in relish will result in the males success in mating... followed by several weeks of itching and discharge.
She's alright.. But she's a bit of a Donny Bird
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Darla: Hey look at my parakeet, he’s cute!
Kirra: That’s a fucking Trash Bird not a parakeet, get out.
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The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)
The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
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