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work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 12, 2021


Brush Work

The legwork an african american man must put in with a brush (usually medium bristled) to get waves.

JaMichael: Y'all see Jamal's waves? He got dem bitches overnight!
LeAnthony: Ye, a nigga been puttin in dat brush work.

by fellatiotits February 8, 2021


Wojo works

A cool dude pretty chill, funny, you want a wojo works in your life

Bruh! I can’t wait to see wojo works today he’s gonna show me his new skateboard!

by Greenapples135 April 15, 2022


workful

Full of work, busy, marked by excessive work

How was your weekend? Unfortunately, very workful; I pulled double shifts both days.

by grp October 11, 2010


Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.

Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023


Working

No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.

Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022


works fast

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated

He's been going out with Alice for two days and he's already slept with her? Damn, he works fast!

by Private Skittles May 28, 2017